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This is great! #ImpeachmentTrial
Ron Johnson...Jesus... Imagine the embarrassment this tools family must feel being related to him.
Shameπ...Shameπ ..Shameπ @SenRonJohnson
Jesus... Imagine the embarrassment this tools family must feel being related to him. Shameπ...Shameπ..Shameπ @SenRonJohnson
Ex Reality TV Star, Donald Trump, would have a shit hemorrhage if @jaredkushner were to win the Nobel Peace Prize! Jared, baby, you know you cannot win this, right? Poppy will have a fit. #TrumpInsurrection
#NobelPeacePrize
Let's be real. @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy won't be doing anything unless Donald Trump tells him to. You need to grow a pair @GOPLeader , your family, your friends, and the rest of the world are watching. #TraitorMcCarthy
It must really SUCK knowing your dad, or your spouse, is a TRAITOR to this country. @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy cares more for Donald Trump than he does his own family. TRAITOR to Country, TRAITOR to family. Loyal only to Donald Trump. #TraitorMcCarthy
Replying to @MeidasTouch: Good morning. We have a Jumbotron outside of the United States Senate. Retweet if you demand that Josh Hawley and Ted Cruzβ¦
Good morning. We have a Jumbotron outside of the United States Senate. Retweet if you demand that Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz must be expelled from the senate.
Trump on his way back to Florida, "But I didn't lose, our rallies were bigger" #TrumpsLastDay
He's gone. This is great for our country but really sucks for late night television...next!
I don't know about anyone else, but I'll breathe a sigh of relief at noon. Not sooner. #WatchingTrump
Hey, Trump supporters...you starting to get a clear picture yet of how this POS is using you? Bannon lied & raped your bank accounts. Trump pardoned him. He sends you in the Capitol, then condems you for it. Oh...and, there'll be no pardons for you.. #TrumpsNewArmy #PatriotParty
Uh, Trump supporters...you starting to get a clear picture yet of how this POS is using you? Bannon lied & raped your bank accounts. Trump pardoned him. He sends you in the Capitol, then condems you for it. Oh...and there'll never be pardons for you. #TrumpsNewArmy #TrumpsLastDay
A shout out to the hard working people at the USPS. You're very much appreciated. Oh, incidentally, my package (padded priority envelope) was mailed to me 2 weeks ago from a city 4 hrs away. While I appreciate the periodic updates, maybe you could actually deliver it now? #USPS
Just watched Trump's "Farewell ramblings of a madman"... and if there is anything of significance I take from this, it's the importance of birth control. This four year shit show could have been avoided with just one condom. #ByeTrump
I hate to say it...but... I really kind of miss the tweeting lunacy that the Trump Presidency brought us. I don't know what to do on here anymore πππ
Steve Bannon shopping for a pardon. I wonder how much Trump is selling those for?
@realDonaldTrump You are an effing embarrassment to yourself, your family & our great country. You are a pathetic loser...a narcissistic, serial lying criminal. YOU are the disease that our Country suffers from the most. I look forward to celebrating your demise.
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