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Delaney

live every week like it's shark week // she/her

chicago

Joined on 1 September, 2012

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Quoted @MNateShyamalan

always shocks me when people say the gifted program set them up to fail like that’s some big surprise. everybody else was learning to read, and they pointed to you and said “not this one. this one will learn riddles.” of course your brain is broken

okay but like I’m REALLY good at rebus puzzles now

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Replying to @TommyWiseau:

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Quoted @delaneyforeal

I haven’t gone to a concert in so long after a couple year streak of going to a bunch, so I don’t mind spending all my money on tickets because this summer is gonna be great

Hello 911? My past tweets are BULLYING me

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Life is like scrolling thru the Zara website... you never know what you’re gonna get

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I’ve been saying hi to all the Chicago geese I walk by and they hiss at everyone except for me they can tell the vibes are good

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I automatically don’t trust anyone walking around with an american flag... especially on the lakefront trail ??? like why are you doing that

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Quoted @delaneyforeal

I’m so excited to go back to bloomington in a month and go to sports 2/3 nights I hope they play mo bamba

*cries into my double masks*

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Replying to @LukeMones: roommate who you think might actually be two kids in a trench coat

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roommate who you think might actually be two kids in a trench coat

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realized this summer will be a cicada year dnt txt

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The tiktok algo knows me so well, it’ll give me random videos unrelated to music but I’ll click on the person who posted it and they just so happen to be in a band that makes songs in my music taste idk this has happened like 3 or 4 times at this point

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They put an industrial dehumidifier in my apartment so the leaky roof doesn’t mold and that’s great and I’m 100% on board except it’s been going for 30 hours and now I feel like this

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The only skeletons in my closet are the many pairs of business flats I’ve acquired over the years that I fully never intend to wear again but I’ll keep around “just in case”

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Replying to @carazelaya: much to think about

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It should be illegal to schedule sports games to start at 9pm

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Quoted @jimmyfallon

...@TheRock at 15 ➡️ Me at 15

The Rock at 15 ➡️ me (at hard rock) at 15

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watching the princess bride and.....

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Replying to @aclitalien: basically all of #bachelor nation right now.

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basically all of #bachelor nation right now.

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Justice for Abigail #TheBachelor

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They say the key to a healthy diet is variety. So yesterday I had penne, today I'll have rigatoni, tomorrow I'll have fettuccine, and the day after that I'll have bowties

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