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The Purity of a #Lollar.

Are all @lebaneselollar deposit claims (against a scarce and insufficient supply of real dollars with @RiadSalemeh) created equal?

via @YouTube

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Replying to @MazenGhorayeb1: @aounikaaki @latisol نقيب الصحافة قلتلي؟
ورئيس تحرير ومدير جريدة الشرق ومجلة نادين؟
ب ٣ كلمات عملت ٤ أغلاط يا رجل!
وجاي…

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Monopoly money tax on Monopoly Money.

If they offer to take 50% tax on those accounts and give you back the rest immediately, accept the offer immediately and without hesitation. This tax is foreplay for what’s really coming.

#Lollar
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From there Elisha went to Bethel. While walking, some boys came out & jeered at him: “Get out of here, baldy! Get out of here!” He turned, looked at them & called down a curse in the name of the Lord. Then 2 bears came out of the woods & mauled 42 of the boys.

2 Kings 2:23-24

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In 1672, an angry mob of Dutchmen butchered and ate their prime minister, Johan de Witt.

Legal Disclaimer: This post is in no way to be construed as an endorsement of cannibalism.

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لو أنني أقول للبحر ما اشعر به نحوك
لترك شواطئه و أصدافه و أسماكه و تبعني! 

~ نزار قباني

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Replying to @nntaleb: @dan_azzi The logic is simple. To make sure someone is Covid free, invite him/her to a coffee on the 20th floor while disallow…

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@dan_azzi The logic is simple. To make sure someone is Covid free, invite him/her to a coffee on the 20th floor while disallowing the use of the elevator.

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"You should not use outward aids to make yourselves beautiful, such as the way you fix your hair, or the jewelry you put on, or the dresses you wear."

1 Peter 3:3

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Artist is the talented Beirut Calligraphy on Instagram. The content is my dad’s motto (which he taught me a slightly different version of) from when I was a kid.

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Even funnier when someone hires her to do a job, then pays her with a Lollar bankers check, and when she indignantly objects that it’s worth 30%, quotes her own interview to condescendingly explain to her that there’s no distinction legally or monetarily. 😂😂😂

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People denying the existence of #Lollar remind me of this Seinfeld episode.

@lebaneselollar
@SawsanSafa

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Confusion between Dubai and Beirut time this morning, Professor @MaysamAyoub 😂

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Translation blues.

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Replying to @NathalyAndraos: على المواطن اللبناني يعرف حقوقه و يعرف أنّو في يضغط على نواب منطقته لدعم تمرير قانون استرجاع الأموال المهربة استنسابيًا…

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على المواطن اللبناني يعرف حقوقه و يعرف أنّو في يضغط على نواب منطقته لدعم تمرير قانون استرجاع الأموال المهربة استنسابيًا بالمجلس النيابي و هيدا القانون إذا مشي بيرجعوا الدولارات على لبنان حسب كلام الخبير المالي @dan_azzi

نعم للضغط على المجلس النيابي ✊🏻

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Replying to @srichani: @dan_azzi “Tell you mom and dad to get off their [pause] erm [pause] erm [pause]...chair!🤣” // nice save!

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@dan_azzi “Tell you mom and dad to get off their [pause] erm [pause] erm [pause]...chair!🤣” // nice save!

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@aounikaaki @latisol نقيب الصحافة قلتلي؟
ورئيس تحرير ومدير جريدة الشرق ومجلة نادين؟
ب ٣ كلمات عملت ٤ أغلاط يا رجل!
وجايي تعطي رأيك بالقضاة بسويسرا؟
ليش إنت أساساً بتعرف تقرا شي تقرير بشي لغة غير العربي؟
هيدا مستواك ومستوى اللي سلمك هالمسؤوليات!

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Fiction article of the day.