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catturd2

Catturd ™

The impeach 46 turd who talks shit.

My parody book-The Adventures of Cowfart, literally- and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at https://t.co/5JZfYtsuVW

Joined on 21 September, 2018

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Another funny note ... I was stationed in Germany in the army when the 3rd addition, Return of the Jedi, came out - and I couldn't watch it. I eventually went on a trip to London, and the first thing I did was to find a theater and watch it. 😂

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I’m 56-years-old and watched the original Star Wars movie last night from 1977.

The last time I watched it was in a movie theater when I was 13.

Feeling old yet? You’re welcome.

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Quoted @juice384

@catturd2 I would let @catturd2 sleep with my wife

😳

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Good morning to everyone except the virtual basement dummy.

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Goodnight everyone from the Florida Freedom Zone ... see you tomorrow where I’ll be cursed out 1000 times just for having an opinion 😂

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Quoted @ilDonaldoTrumpo

😂😂😂

Replying to @catturd2: 😂😂😂

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Replying to @KristySwansonXO: Please tell us, who has ever (sold out) a knitwear line at the change of a season? It’s a Spring/Summer miracle! 😂 htt…

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Quoted @catturd2

Kamala Harris' Stepdaughter Ella Emhoff Rolls Out Knitwear Line via @BreitbartNews

Please tell us, who has ever (sold out) a knitwear line at the change of a season? It’s a Spring/Summer miracle! 😂

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Was Nancy Pelosi drunk in that video today or what? 😂

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Replying to @catturd2: If you want to hide in your house forever with 37 masks on - be my guest - it’s a free country.

Just STFU telling me what t…

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I bet Joe Biden really wears a mask because his breath smells like goat puke.

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Grandpa Earpiece is getting exhausted from the 10 minutes he works per day.

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Quoted @ChefGruel

I lost 1.9 trillion in the stock market today.

Lucky - I lost 78.4 trillion.

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It’s impossible for me to listen to Joe Biden attempt to talk without laughing my ass off.

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Replying to @catturd2: If you're a Democrat Governor, how many Emmys do you get for sexual harassment?

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😂😂😂 Did they steal this headline from Star Wars?

US Capitol calm amid high security as supporters of Donald Trump hope he will return for second term - ABC News

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If you want to hide in your house forever with 37 masks on - be my guest - it’s a free country.

Just STFU telling me what to do - again - because it’s a free country.

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If you're a Democrat Governor, how many Emmys do you get for sexual harassment?

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😂😂😂

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I want to thank everyone who gave my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, a read this year ... I have reached 10,000 total books sold this year without using Amazon - just on my little website .. Thank you so much 😊

I have 3 writing projects in 2021 ...

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