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Joined on 6 December, 2010
These January weekends are legit only 29 seconds long
Onlyfans but it’s just me eating french fries
My brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My brain: No make. Only eat.
I got 37 tabs open in my head rn
Me: I’ll do it tomorrow
Narrator: Lmao suuuure
Onlyfans but it’s just me reading tweets and laughing.
Retail therapy will truly fix any problem
Kinda love masks now because no one knows when I’m talking to myself which just so happens to be all the time
Sleep has left the building
When life gets you down, eat pizza.
That is all
It costs $0.00 to cut you off and I love free shit
When my phone is on do not disturb it’s basically me saying “I dont care what you have to say, leave me alone cuz im chillin”
I say to myself after making the same mistake for the 50th time
My single ass acting like I have the audacity to give relationship advice
Me: Gets 8 hours of sleep
Neck: Yeah but you did it wrong
My soulmate probably pancakes tbh
If i didnt text you “happy new year” we still cool, i’m just lazy
Only 14 hours left until 2021 and for some reason thats shady to me
“Sent with Siri” is basically saying “hey i’m too lazy to type out a text and here is proof of that” 😂😂😂
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