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Replying to @SecPompeo: Not just talk: @StateDept designated former FM Gibran Bassil for his corrupt activities. https://t.c…

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Not just talk: @StateDept designated former FM Gibran Bassil for his corrupt activities.

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I have just received the sweetest #MyWorstInvention poster

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I invented a hacky sack game for cats and submitted it to a toy company who rejected my idea. #MyWorstInvention

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@jimmyfallon I love going on a cruise ship but I get sea sick. My invention is a "no-cruise cruise". You go on the ship but it doesn't go anywhere, it stays in port. You spend the 3 nights on the ship eating the food, doing the activities and enjoying the amenities. #MyWorstInvention

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I invented the moon walk after I invented Michael Jackson, after I invented people after I invented the universe, after I invented Seinfeld

#MyWorstInvention

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@jimmyfallon In 8th grade I created a self drying towel rack for a project that sold for less then what it cost to make #MyWorstInvention

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@jimmyfallon As a kid I thought turkey made you sleepy so it was the solution for insomnia. I invented Sleepy Bird pillowcases. Just pillowcases that have pockets to fill with warm turkey to sniff and snack all night. I got zero investors. #MyWorstInvention

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@jimmyfallon You crave a burger. You goto a restaurant & there’s a great description of another food which you impulse order instead. It’s good, but it’s not as good as the burger would have been.

That feeling that you would’ve gotten?
I dubbed it the “Hansen Feeling”. 😉
#MyWorstInvention

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