Replying to @SecPompeo: Not just talk: @StateDept designated former FM Gibran Bassil for his corrupt activities. https://t.c…
Not just talk: @StateDept designated former FM Gibran Bassil for his corrupt activities.
I have just received the sweetest #MyWorstInvention poster
I invented a hacky sack game for cats and submitted it to a toy company who rejected my idea. #MyWorstInvention
@jimmyfallon I love going on a cruise ship but I get sea sick. My invention is a "no-cruise cruise". You go on the ship but it doesn't go anywhere, it stays in port. You spend the 3 nights on the ship eating the food, doing the activities and enjoying the amenities. #MyWorstInvention
I invented the moon walk after I invented Michael Jackson, after I invented people after I invented the universe, after I invented Seinfeld
#MyWorstInvention
@jimmyfallon In 8th grade I created a self drying towel rack for a project that sold for less then what it cost to make #MyWorstInvention
@jimmyfallon As a kid I thought turkey made you sleepy so it was the solution for insomnia. I invented Sleepy Bird pillowcases. Just pillowcases that have pockets to fill with warm turkey to sniff and snack all night. I got zero investors. #MyWorstInvention
@jimmyfallon You crave a burger. You goto a restaurant & there’s a great description of another food which you impulse order instead. It’s good, but it’s not as good as the burger would have been.
That feeling that you would’ve gotten?
I dubbed it the “Hansen Feeling”. 😉
#MyWorstInvention